Right, so I usually don’t like to bitch about stuff online (offline, it’s a different story), but I’m in a foreign country, 5 thousand miles from home, hot, sweaty and jet-lagged. In other words, if you don’t like this post, fuck you.
Hey, you know what would be awesome?! Obviously that’s a rhetorical question. If you [...]
As long as I’m making up new words, I though I might as well just give you a list. I mean, come on. Making up words is just cool.
Here’s one: Abominatious. It describes something that is an abomination and it’s way cooer than “abominable.”
How about Awesomnicity? OK, that’s just dumb, but it’s awesome so I’m [...]
So you may be thinking “Why the fuck did this guy start this blog thing anyway?” Well let me just say that if you actually asked yourself this question, I have an answer for you: fuck you! If you didn’t ask, I’ll tell you. It’s because there are a shitload of “blogs” out there and [...]
Let me start off by saying something that everyone already knows: elephants are cool. They are cool because they are big. As I’m sure you already know, they are largest land animal alive today. Of course, elephants have been around for a while now, and I think they need a bit [...]
OK, so a while ago my friend and I came up with a new idea for an economic system. It’s called Bust a Cap in His Ass and Jack His Shit Economics (otherwise known as BACIHAAJHSE). It’s sort of like what America is doing in Iraq and what Russia wants to [...]
Why do we bother with the letters ‘Q’ and ‘X’ anyway? They’re kind of useless. C isn’t quite as useless because you still need it to make the ‘ch’ sound, but why can’t we just replace ‘Q’ with ‘kue’ and ‘X’ with ‘eks’? Like, you could spell “extreme” “ekstreme” and “quagmire” could be “kuagmire.” Wouldn’t [...]
So here I am again. I guess. OK, here’s a good one:
I proved That Einstein was right when he said “Only two things are infinite, the universe and the stupidity of mankind, and I’m not sure about the former.”
Well, first let’s put some sort of definition on stupidity. It can be many things, but for [...]
Yeah so this is my first post I guess. I don’t know where exactly I’m going with this, but hey, it’s good to try new things, right?
OK so I guess I’ll be posting some stuff. Random stuff. Very random stuff maybe. Yeah, I have some random thoughts. Let’s call them “Paul Ideas.” Hey, why the [...]
