OK, so a while ago my friend and I came up with a new idea for an economic system. It’s called Bust a Cap in His Ass and Jack His Shit Economics (otherwise known as BACIHAAJHSE). It’s sort of like what America is doing in Iraq and what Russia wants to do at the north pole. Actually, it’s not. It involves the use of even more force. Think of it as a large-scale version of mugging. Or rather, killing and then taking the other guy’s stuff. Maybe you can then kill his family too. Take their car while you’re at it. Don’t forget to burn down the house when you’re done. Yeah, it’s a large-scale version of that.

But that’s not all! it’s not just a large-scale version, it also exists on the small scale domestically. Basically, you have people who do whatever they want. These people are called “everyone.” They also have guns. Lot’s of guns. Everyone has a shitload of guns. Now, everyone can do whatever they want. They can kill, steal, build factories, etc. It’s pretty much a free-for-all here. Except the guns and ammunition (and crack) are provided for free by the government! Now, you may be thinking, “But how does the government have the money to provide this stuff to everyone?” Simple, there is no money. Guns and ammo are money. The government just finds a guy who has guns and shit, bust a cap in his ass, and jack his shit. Hence, the name of the economic system.

The idea is, eventually, the coolest people are left alive. They have killed pretty much everyone else and jacked their shit, so they have like, a LOT of shit. In fact, they have so much shit, they can’t jack each other’s shit without getting killed.

So here you have a country where all its citizens are busting caps in each other’s asses and jacking each other’s shit, and the country itself is busting caps (nukes) in other countries’ asses and jacking their shit (oil, minerals, etc.). Yeah, this is one fucking awesome economic system.