So you may be thinking “Why the fuck did this guy start this blog thing anyway?” Well let me just say that if you actually asked yourself this question, I have an answer for you: fuck you! If you didn’t ask, I’ll tell you. It’s because there are a shitload of “blogs” out there and almost all of them suck.
Now first, let’s define what I mean by “blog.” It’s a site people make to write about shit. I guess that’s not always the typical definition of a “blog,” but then again I think “blog” is a stupid name anyway. I think it should be called a swpash (site where people write and shit). In fact, as far a I’m concerned, all blogs are now swpshes.
Welcome to my swpash!
The way I see it, there are three types of swpashes. Now, because I like you people so much, I will detail all three types for your pleasure.
Type one: These are swpashes where people just write about shit. Seriously, it’s shit. Also, you can hardly call it “writing.” Usually these are just on-line journals. Sometimes however, they are about entertainment. Most of these are composes of either “OMG my boyfriend broke up with me and I’m posting online!” or “OMG Paris Hilton’s in jail, everybody knows it thanks to the fucking retarded news media and I’m posting about it on-line!” If you decide you want to start one of these, you should die.
Type two: Alright, this type of swpash isn’t so bad. The thing is, there are too many of these. Also, a lot of them suck. This type of swpash can be about just about anything. Politics is a common topic, but there’s also technology, science, religion, philosophy, the environment, and a bunch of other shit. I’m sure you could name at least three type two swpashes without even thinking.
Type three: These are the good ones. I am striving to make this site a type three swpash. I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER, for example, is a type three swpash. The Best Page in the Universe is also something I’d like to call a type three swpash. Basically, they are original and witty. But then, I suppose that’s why these swpashes are so popular isn’t it?
