As long as I’m making up new words, I though I might as well just give you a list. I mean, come on. Making up words is just cool.

Here’s one: Abominatious. It describes something that is an abomination and it’s way cooer than “abominable.”

How about Awesomnicity? OK, that’s just dumb, but it’s awesome so I’m keeping it.What about “mouth-noise” then? It means talking, bitch.

Alright here’s a good one: Elemeno. It describes something P-shaped. I bet you can’t guess why.

And finally, “lollerpopsicoptersz!” Just to put an end to the “lollerpops” vs. “roflcopterz” debate.

So yeah. These are pretty much all of them. I mean, in addition to “biziatchio” and “swpash.” Keep in mind, I expect you, my readers, to propagate the news of my genius through the use of these mind control techniques words.