Right, so I usually don’t like to bitch about stuff online (offline, it’s a different story), but I’m in a foreign country, 5 thousand miles from home, hot, sweaty and jet-lagged. In other words, if you don’t like this post, fuck you.

Hey, you know what would be awesome?! Obviously that’s a rhetorical question. If you did, ou wouldn’t need me to tell you. However, since you are here, I figure I might as well tell you. Cows that quack are awesome. Yes, that’s right. Like I said before, our technology is totally teh cool and shit. Well, why not make cows quack. I don’t mean like all cows, just the ones you go around showing your friends (note: this is really intended for farmers). I guess The best way to do it would be to insert an speaker into the cow and hook up its brain to it. That way, whenever it tries to moo, it will quack!