I guess this is going to be another political post. I wasn’t planning about doing much about politics, but whatever. I think it’s OK. BTW, sorry if this one isn’t as good as some of my other posts. It was kind of rushed.
So, I assume all of you people have already heard that Al Gore [...]
So there’s been a lot of talk lately about the 2008 presidential elections. I keep hearing how Giuliani is a fascist liar and how Clinton’s a communist and how Ron Paul is OMG t3h 4wes0m3! and how Obama is black. Well, you people can have your fascist, communist, 4wes0m3 and black (hehe, yeah right) candidates, [...]
This is a little narrative I wrote to fuck with my English teacher in school. It’s not all that great but it’s not bad.
A few years ago, in a quiet suburb of New Whoville, as I sat reading a [...]
I got a little idea from my friend Cema to do a comment-based post… or some shit like that.
What is the most awesome thing ever? I’m asking you. Comment. Or some shit.
Hey. What’s up? OK cool. I guess I’m gonna start blogging again. I know I haven’t posted in a while, but I guess I’ll start again. I suppose I was running a bit short on material. Also, I went away for two weeks and then school started again so I knd of just didn’t bother. [...]
Right, so I usually don’t like to bitch about stuff online (offline, it’s a different story), but I’m in a foreign country, 5 thousand miles from home, hot, sweaty and jet-lagged. In other words, if you don’t like this post, fuck you.
Hey, you know what would be awesome?! Obviously that’s a rhetorical question. If you [...]
As long as I’m making up new words, I though I might as well just give you a list. I mean, come on. Making up words is just cool.
Here’s one: Abominatious. It describes something that is an abomination and it’s way cooer than “abominable.”
How about Awesomnicity? OK, that’s just dumb, but it’s awesome so I’m [...]
So you may be thinking “Why the fuck did this guy start this blog thing anyway?” Well let me just say that if you actually asked yourself this question, I have an answer for you: fuck you! If you didn’t ask, I’ll tell you. It’s because there are a shitload of “blogs” out there and [...]
Let me start off by saying something that everyone already knows: elephants are cool. They are cool because they are big. As I’m sure you already know, they are largest land animal alive today. Of course, elephants have been around for a while now, and I think they need a bit [...]
OK, so a while ago my friend and I came up with a new idea for an economic system. It’s called Bust a Cap in His Ass and Jack His Shit Economics (otherwise known as BACIHAAJHSE). It’s sort of like what America is doing in Iraq and what Russia wants to [...]
