Why do we bother with the letters ‘Q’ and ‘X’ anyway? They’re kind of useless. C isn’t quite as useless because you still need it to make the ‘ch’ sound, but why can’t we just replace ‘Q’ with ‘kue’ and ‘X’ with ‘eks’? Like, you could spell “extreme” “ekstreme” and “quagmire” could be “kuagmire.” Wouldn’t that make life simpler? I mean it’s not like those letters are useful anyway. I vote we take ‘em out back and shoot ‘em!
So here I am again. I guess. OK, here’s a good one:
I proved That Einstein was right when he said “Only two things are infinite, the universe and the stupidity of mankind, and I’m not sure about the former.”
Well, first let’s put some sort of definition on stupidity. It can be many things, but for simplicity’s sake, let’s say stupidity is an action with unfavorable consequences that could easily have been avoided. Obviously, no action is possible without matter or energy being involved. Let’s say moving proton X to location A is stupid. Unless both space and time are quantized, there are an infinite number of ways to move proton X to location A because it can travel at an infinite number of velocities. Therefore, stupidity is indeed infinite (or at least has the potential to be infinite).
Yeah so this is my first post I guess. I don’t know where exactly I’m going with this, but hey, it’s good to try new things, right?
OK so I guess I’ll be posting some stuff. Random stuff. Very random stuff maybe. Yeah, I have some random thoughts. Let’s call them “Paul Ideas.” Hey, why the hell should I think of a better name? I own.
Well, I suppose you want a sample, right? Hmm… OK. Where did “biatch” or “biach” or however it’s spelled come from? I mean, it’s a derivative of “bitch,” but is it just something black people say or something? Well then they added a Z. So now it’s “bizatch.” OK, how about “biziatchio?” I think that owns. I mean come on, you just can’t compete with that, can you? No, I didn’t think so. Biziatchio.
